Responsibilities:
Reporting to the big boss(es) of the household (aka your children), you will be expected to work 24/7 (no break at all) in a challenging working environment, with full of big and small surprises. There is a drastic change to your lifestyle and committment. You will never be your old self again once you accept this job offer.
Requirements:
You should be able to
-finish your meal in 4 minutes 59 seconds
-continue to eat after you clean up a nasty mess (poo, spit, etc)
-clean up any nasty mess, as mentioned above, before you clean up yourself if the mess happens on you
-use your cheek or palm to take body temperature, with a precision of 0.1 degree Celcius
-retract your own "big business" / ignore the Nature's call when your bosses call you
-detect your bosses' voice / cries from 100 m away
-change a diaper within 10 seconds
-sleep in a stretch of not more than 2 hours
-stay composed or even laugh at the most annoying things that can happen (e.g. your limited edition CD is broken by your bosses)
Allowance: $0 in all currency
Medical benefit: You are not eligible to fall sick!
Sports and fitness benefit: Daily training with 2-20kg (Carry your bosses, chase after them in a shopping centre, etc)
On-the-job trainings: Child-caring training, Parenting course, Mental and physical endurance course
I have accepted this job offer twice!
It sounds tough, but it is the most rewarding life experience!
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